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Happy Birthday to a Professional Napper

You're Not Old

A Living Legend

Congratulations on Showing Up

I Googled 'How to Roast a Friend'

BOOM. ROASTED.

DAAAMNNN YOU'RE HOW OLD?!

I Googled Your Age.

You Don't Look a Day Over...

I'd Make an Age Joke...

Another Year of Me Putting Up With You.

Aging Like Fine Wine...

They Said You Could Be Anything.

I'd Tell You a Birthday Joke...